Diva dad ism

Everytime we go to dress up for one of the well, if we're lucky, THE one special occasion a year for which we dress up, Justin has major wardrobe malfunctions and drama. Clothing is strewn all over the closet and bedroom and he is wearing a random outfit with unmatching socks and ??? He has taken to wearing more "slim fit" pants in his normal day to day life (not to mention he weighs like 15 lb since he was sick back in April) and his favorites are, as he says, his CORDUR-OIDS